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Review: French's Flavor Infuser 10 Minute Marinade - Caribbean Jerk Flavor

As part of a promotional program with The Mommy Factor and French’s, I received product samples for review purposes. No other compensation was received. Views expressed are always 100% my own.

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Chicken and I have a love/hate relationship.  For a Caribbean woman who doesn't want chicken with a "fresh" taste, there is a whole lot of rigmarole that goes into cooking a chicken dish.  So for this review, I had a decision to make.  Big chicken or little chicken (cornish hen)... big fuss or little fuss.

I chose little fuss.

Seasoning jerk chicken usually takes 24 hours in the fridge.  I was interested to see if this could work in just 10 minutes.  After all I have to do to clean a chicken, anything to make the process shorter is a plus, right? Right.

I chose this little cornish hen. Isn't it cute!

I wasn't about to use a lime on this little bird AKA "Little Fuss", so I used lemon juice and salt to clean it.  Rinsed it under cold water.  It only took a few minutes... sweet!

This is the French's 10 Minute Marinade Flavor Infuser™ bottle - Caribbean Jerk flavor.  I removed the cap, removed the foil seal, and got started.

There's no valve or anything to make it stop dispensing if you aren't squeezing it, so you had better have a plan for where you plan to inject the marinade.  There's not a lot in the bottle, so you don't have any to waste.  It cannot be reused.  Since it has the tube shape, you can't set it down on the counter to reposition your bird, so really - have a plan.  You can't replace the cap and set it down that way, because like I said... no valve.

I didn't have too much of an issue because I picked Little Fuss.  With a bigger bird, be prepared to be more strategic.  I gave it two shots in the breasts, two shots under the wings, one in each thigh, and one in each leg.

Sometimes it would plump up and make a bubble like I was giving the bird botox.  That was amusing, but I didn't have time to laugh... I kept on infusing.

After I was all done, I let Little Fuss rest for 10 minutes with some foil over it, while I cut and salted some onions for the cavity.

Here's Little Fuss before...

...and here's Little Fuss after. Looked and smelled really good.  Not much like Jerk Chicken, but good nonetheless.

Look at this itty bitty leg.

So here was lunch.  Rotini with cheese and Jerk cornish hen!  Now the verdict...

Baby Girl - "I wonder if these corny hens know they taste so good."

Mr. Social - "Cornish hens are good mommy... what is this in it? A1?"

Big One - "This is a small chicken."

Mom - "This is really good, Eva."

Everyone liked it, myself included, but no one recognized it as jerk chicken, and we are a family well versed in the smell and taste of some jerk.  It didn't have any real spice, and I used the whole bottle on just one cornish hen.  Even though it is supposed to season three to four pounds of meat, I would be concerned that it wouldn't add enough flavor for a whole chicken.

It didn't have any "heat" to it either. I was expecting a little kick, but there wasn't one.  The kids appreciated the mild flavor, but I was looking for a little something different.

Nice flavor, yes. Family friendly, yes. A good example of "Caribbean Jerk"? No.

Things that French's would like you to know about their 10 Minute Marinade Flavor Infuser™, Caribbean Jerk flavor:

• It does not contain gluten or allergens.
• It does not need to be refrigerated before use, but it cannot be reused.
• There are four flavors: Sweet and Tangy Teriyaki, Classic Steakhouse, Zesty Italian, and Caribbean Jerk.
• MSRP: $2.99 each
• The Jerk flavor was recommended for pork loin (I chose chicken because I don't eat pork.)

Have you used a method like this to flavor meats before?  Could you tell the difference?

For more information on this product, visit the French's website or French's Facebook page.

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"You Cut Your Face Off!" ...And Other Bedtime Nightmares

My dad and I last summer - the beard is there... all is right in the world.

My first memories of having any sort of bedtime ritual begin around the age of two. Bedtime was bad enough around that age since I shared a room with my brother.  At that time anything that had to do with my brother was annoying and bedtime was no exception.

My bedtime was 8:00 - always has been - not because my parents said so, but that was just when my day ended, no matter where I was. So around 7:30, I would get bathed, powdered, and lotioned, put on my night gown, listen to a story, and right after "The End" we would kneel beside my brother's bed.  Dad would put his crutches to the side, kneel down between my brother and I, and we would say the Lord's prayer together. By the time we got to "forgive us our tresspasses" my brother would start to snicker.  At "lead us not into temptation" he and my dad were in blown giggle. He would get super serious just to say, "and deliver us from Eva..."

"He said deliver us from EEEEVA!  He said deliver us from EEEEEVA!" I would scream and jump to my feet pointing and accusing.  Each night they did it, I'd be so upset like it was the very first time I'd heard it.  I'd calm down, we'd say the last line... kisses on cheeks, hugs, and I get lifted into the crib (I wasn't very tall, so I was in there for a LONG time). Lights go off, night light goes on. I didn't really need it - my crib was right at the door, and usually after prayers my dad would disappear into the bathroom across the hall - door open, light shining into our room.

I thrived on routine. I lived for it. People looked the way they looked, sounded the way they sounded, did what they did, and were not allowed to change - ever.

One night, my dad disappeared into the bathroom and closed the door. I remember standing at the end of the crib in the dark with just the night light.  He wasn't supposed to close the door. It was too dark, not at all what I was used to - so I stood and I waited.  Waited for dad to open up that bathroom door and let the light into our room.  When he opened the door, he must have noticed that I was standing up in the crib, and came over to the doorway.  The bathroom light behind him cast a shadow over him, then he took a step into the room where the light of the nightlight illuminated his face.

"You cut your face off! You cut your face off!" I screamed.  My brother sat up, and looked at his hairless face, unimpressed, and rolled over.  I backed up to the back of the crib - horrified.  My daddy had a beard.  That was just the way that it was.  Facial hair wasn't optional, it WAS his face!  My dad laughed, turned off the light in the bathroom, and left me there horrified in the dark.  I'm probably not over it. (I am so not over it.)

I have rarely seen my dad without a moustache, and my husband has only shaved his face once since we've been together... at my request.  I was curious to see if I could get over my fear of a bald face after such a traumatic introduction it.  He looked fine, but I was really glad when his full beard was back in just a couple of days.

This is one of my dad's favorite stories about me.

Do you think any of your childhood routines carried over into your adult life?

This post was inspired by Raising Cubby: A Father and Son's Adventures with Asperger's, Trains, Tractors, and High Explosives by John Elder Robison. Parenting is a challenging job, but what challenges does a parent with Asperger's face? Join From Left to Write on March 12 as we discuss Raising Cubby. As a member, I received a copy of the book for review purposes.

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Opening Today: @Disney's Oz the Great and Powerful

Growing up, my favorite uncle was my Uncle Ozzie. He was an artist who made album covers, and painted food realistic enough to be on menus and look like the real thing!  He was funny, and smart - creative, and hardworking - all the things I held, and still hold in the highest regard.  To me, he was magic.

Photo: Artwork by Ozwald Greene, Sr. One of my uncle's album covers from 1983. Discogs.com

Heading up to NY to visit, I would have the song playing over and over in my head, "Weeeeee're OFF to see the WIZARD! The Wonderful Wizard of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ! When the hubby and I went to see the screening of Oz the Great and Powerful, I couldn't help smiling, thinking about my uncle, and how amazing he was (and still is) to me.  We sat down, 3-D glasses in hand, and I thought about what my uncle's prequel would have been like.  I only know the story from the AFTER he got to America, like we know the story of the wizard AFTER he got to Oz.  What was he like?  What made him want to pursue a career as an artist?  What magical sights had he seen or people had he met in Tobago that inspired him to dedicate his professional life to making beautiful things?

Oz the Great and powerful is a prequel to the Wizard of Oz book by L Frank Baum, and presumably the many films, books, and even Broadway musicals based on the original story . Here is the synopsis:

Disney's fantastical adventure "Oz The Great and Powerful," directed by Sam Raimi, imagines the origins of L. Frank Baum's beloved wizard character. When Oscar Diggs (James Franco), a small-time circus magician with dubious ethics, is hurled away from dusty Kansas to the vibrant Land of Oz, he thinks he's hit the jackpot-fame and fortune are his for the taking-that is until he meets three witches, Theodora (Mila Kunis), Evanora (Rachel Weisz) and Glinda (Michelle Williams), who are not convinced he is the great wizard everyone's been expecting. Reluctantly drawn into the epic problems facing the Land of Oz and its inhabitants, Oscar must find out who is good and who is evil before it is too late. Putting his magical arts to use through illusion, ingenuity-and even a bit of wizardry-Oscar transforms himself not only into the great and powerful wizard but into a better man as well.

I was never a HUGE fan of the 1939 movie - that's the one that we see on TV 99% of the time.  I know some people are fanatics over it, but me - not really.  I saw the Wiz growing up, and I remember liking it for the music, but being terrified as well.  Truth is, it really is no easy story to tell without scaring somebody.  Monkeys with wings are just scary.  Witches... pretty frightening.  Having no heart, no brain, and no courage? Terrifying.

This story starts at what is presumed to be just before the reign of the wizard of Oz that we all know about from books and movies, and what happened to make him the Wizard.  The previews sold me on the special effects, and from the time I put on those 3-D glasses, I was pretty impressed. There were some slow parts, and again, I don't love stories of witches and the like.  If you are looking for action? Check. Drama? Check. Child friendly fun film? Wait.

These days, if there's a lesson in a film, that's a bonus - and probably not the intention of the film makers.  There is a lesson in here somewhere (I think), but one of my takeaways was that a womanizing man can make an otherwise awesome woman into a real... well... witch.  I won't spoil it for you, so here's my rundown:

Did it earn the PG rating? Yep.  Sure did.  Even I jumped a little at some of the action scenes, and no matter how you slice it - witches are scary.  You also have some pretty provocative costumes on the witches - heaving bosoms and pleather hot pants aside, it wasn't so bad.

Bottom line, should you go see it? If you are a fan of the Wizard of Oz movie from the 1930's and the book, you may find some really interesting additions that were made in Oz the Great and Powerful (from the book) that were omitted from the well known screen adaptation.  The special effects, graphics, and color are all amazing, and the action scenes can get your blood pumping a little.

Should I take the kids to see it? As usual, depends on your kid.  I wouldn't simply because I don't like some of the things that are implied.  I am pretty tired of the fair eyed, fair haired, "princessy" female character being portrayed as good, while the dark haired, dark eyed, more olive toned female character is portrayed as bad.  It gets old, and I think that it shows a lack of creativity to use just white clothes, blonde hair, and a light weak voice to show that someone is good, and dark clothes, dark hair, and a stronger voice to show that someone is bad.  I don't know about anyone else's kids, but my kids are smarter than that.

I also don't like the idea of a man just using simple tricks to woo women - like it doesn't take much and that women are stupid.  Sure as an adult, I can sift through the mess to get to the entertainment, but kids are highly susceptible to suggestion. With all the amazing special effects and that suggestion is pretty powerful in a movie like this.  My little one's won't be seeing this one.  The witches and special effects aren't too much for them, but I don't see where it will really add anything to their minds in that two hours that would be better than us reading together, playing outside, riding bikes, or visiting a museum. I'd take the oldest if he asked, and I had time - but I know that he'll miss half the dialogue when Mila Kunis appears in those skin tight shiny pants - that can be distracting for a teenage boy.

More about the movie:

Cast: James Franco, Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, Michelle Williams, Zach Braff

Director: Sam Raimi

Producer: Joe Roth

Executive Producers: Grant Curtis, Palak Patel, Philip Steuer, Josh Donen

Screenplay by: Mitchell Kapner and David Lindsay-Abaire

Running Time: 130 minutes

When small-time magician Oscar Diggs (James Franco) pulls one flimflam too many, he finds himself hurled into the fantastical Land of Oz where he must somehow transform himself into the great and powerful wizard-and just maybe into a better man as well. "Oz The Great and Powerful" is produced by Joe Roth, with a screenplay by Mitchell Kapner and David Lindsay-Abaire. Grant Curtis, Palak Patel, Philip Steuer and Josh Donen are serving as executive producers. "Oz The Great and Powerful" opens in U.S. theaters on March 8, 2013.

Oz the Great and Powerful Website |  Oz the Great and Powerful on Facebook | @disneyozmovie on Twitter

Disclosure: My husband and I were given passes to see this movie for the purpose of writing a review. As always, my opinions are my own. For more information click on "About".

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Opening Today: Jack the Giant Slayer from @wbpictures #jackthegiantslayer

I really didn't know what to expect with this movie.  Having seen the trailer several times, I knew there'd be giants squashing things... and Jack, but that was pretty much all I took away from it.  Considering that it seems to be based on the old English folktale of Jack and the Beanstalk, that can easily be read to a kid in 15 minutes, rather than the even older folktale, Jack the Giant Killer, which can be turned into a much longer - grosser (is that a word?) story.

So instead of going with a smarter Jack from the Jack the Giant Killer folktale, they went with the kind of uninteresting Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk.  Okay.  Funny thing, the original title was "Jack the Giant Killer".

In order to stretch a 15 minute movie into a 114 minute movie - there needed to be a few plot additions - well a lot of them.  Like more than just one giant villain.  Okay.

I always like a good date night, so the hubby and I accepted the invitation to go check out the press screening.  Halfway through it, I was wishing that the boy could have come with us - or just he and I.  The hubby enjoyed it, but we didn't leave the movie talking about it like we do for most of our date night movies.  One of the great things about taking the boy to the movies is watching his reaction to it, and chatting with him afterwards.  Same thing with the hubby. This one, the boy would have talked about.

And what's not to talk about for a 13 year old? Larger than life boogers, the occasional epic poot? C'mon. He'd have loved it. There's nothing like watching a movie targeted at teens, next to a teen who is beyond excited. The hubby and I on the other hand, we needed a little more out of a date night movie.

Synopsis: An ancient war is reignited when a young farmhand unwittingly opens a gateway between our world and a fearsome race of giants. Unleashed on the Earth for the first time in centuries, the giants strive to reclaim the land they once lost, forcing the young man, Jack (Nicholas Hoult), into the battle of his life to stop them. Fighting for a kingdom and its people, and the love of a brave princess, he comes face to face with the unstoppable warriors he thought only existed in legend... and gets the chance to become a legend himself.

Did it earn the PG-13 rating? The more that I see that kids are exposed to, the more unsure I am.  I wouldn't have taken my smallest who are 6 and 7 to see it.  For the 13 year old, it doesn't have anything that would make me blush or shift in my seat if I were next to him.  There's a good bit of killing, but 99% of the human killing is either off screen, or implied.  A couple of kisses, but no nudity or sex.

Bottom line, should you go see it? Hmmmmm.  I would say yes, because some movies need to be on a big screen for you to get the most out of it.  The special effects are pretty good, but if you are going for some deep story, or to teach your kids a moral lesson that you haven't found a creative way to get across to them - this isn't your movie.  If you are looking for pure entertainment for young teens that you won't fall asleep in, and an opportunity to be the cool parent - they'll like you for taking them.  The 3D isn't really necessary, but it's alright.

Should I take the kids to see it? I don't take my small ones to PG-13 movies.  I didn't start letting the oldest see PG-13 movies until he was 13, but you have to know your kid.  He reads comic books, and they can get pretty gross sometimes, so gross doesn't really phase him.  If you didn't have a sitter for a 10 year old, they probably wouldn't have nightmares if you took them to see it with an older child.  Nothing terribly disturbing here - at least not more disturbing than the actual fairy tale!

More about the movie:

Starring: Ewan McGregor, Nicholas Hoult, Eleanor Tomlinson, Stanley Tucci

Director: Bryan Singer

Acclaimed filmmaker Bryan Singer directs the 3D epic action adventure "Jack the Giant Slayer," starring Nicholas Hoult ("X-Men: First Class") in the title role. The film also stars Eleanor Tomlinson as Princess Isabelle; Stanley Tucci ("Captain America: The First Avenger") as the deceitful Lord Roderick; Ian McShane ("Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides," HBO's "Deadwood") as the besieged King Brahmwell; Bill Nighy ("Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows") as the giants' leader, General Fallon; and Ewan McGregor ("Star Wars," "The Ghost Writer") as palace guard Elmont.

Singer directs from a screenplay by Darren Lemke and Christopher McQuarrie and Dan Studney, story by Darren Lemke & David Dobkin. The film is produced by Neal Moritz, David Dobkin, Bryan Singer, Patrick McCormick and Ori Marmur, with Thomas Tull, Jon Jashni, Alex Garcia, Toby Emmerich, Richard Brenner, Michael Disco and John Rickard serving as executive producers.

The creative filmmaking team includes Singer's longtime collaborators, director of photography Newton Thomas Sigel ("X-Men," "Superman Returns") and editor John Ottman ("X2," "Superman Returns"). The production designer is Gavin Bocquet ("Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith").

A New Line Cinema presentation, in association with Legendary Pictures, "Jack the Giant Slayer" opens March 1, 2013 and will be distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures, a Warner Bros. Entertainment Company.

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Disclosure: My husband and I were given passes to see this movie for the purpose of writing a review.  As always, my opinions are my own.  For more information click on "About".

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